No.

2 September 2013

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

I do not want my mechanic to make me a crepe.  I do not want my barrista to adjust my tricky triple.  I want my mechanic to have so much grease under his or her fingernails that they never get clean.  If there are going to be muffin crumbs in my chain ring, I want them to be there because I dropped them there at the rest stop 25 miles ago.  I do not want my mug of espresso next to my bottle of chain lube.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/bike-shops-the-new-starbucks-2013-08-29

(h/t Cheryl)