Sunday, March 16, 2014

What We Said at the Start of Winter Larry's Ride


St Vladimir Russian Orthodox Church, Cassville

16 March 2014


Winter Larry:  We're going to see the Russian church, in solidarity with Ukraine.

OLPH:  You're going to visit a Russian church in solidarity with Ukraine.*

Winter Larry:  Yeah, well...




OLPH, to Winter Larry:  You've got a bunch of tired Slugs.

Plain Jim:  You know what they say.

OLPH:  What?

Plain Jim:  Rule Number Five.

Someone:  What's Rule Number Five?

Plain Jim, Eddie the Snake, Others:  Harden the fuck up!



(*I mean, seriously, ten bikers milling about the outside of a beautiful church is going to make Putin change his mind about annexing Crimea?  Really?)

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