This is:
A: How Tom's Insane Bike Posse marks its territory
B: A road crew gone rogue
C: How wealthy people in Bucks County react to potholes
D: We have no idea
(answer: D)
24 August 2014
The bridge across the Delaware River in Frenchtown is:
A: The only flat part of Tom's Lying Bastard Ride
B: Now charging a $1 toll
C: So tired of being photographed
(answer: C)
Tom's secret Bastard Loop was a surprise because:
A: It isn't on the route map
B: Instead of a steep hill, the Insane Bike Posse encountered a street fair with a jazz band, jugglers, stilt walkers, and free food (yet, strangely enough, took no photographs)
C: The Posse kept its collective front wheels on the ground
(answer: C)
On the Bastard Loop
A: OLPH couldn't shift into her granny gear until halfway up the hill
B: Tom couldn't shift into his granny gear until halfway up the hill
C: Marc made it up without needing a damned granny gear, you wusses
D: B and C
(answer: You thought it was A, didn't you? Well, it was D, so there!)
The Lake Nockamixon Dam is dry because:
A: OLPH was so thirsty she drank the overflow
B: Whitewater is released only twice per year
C: The dam didn't pay its taxes
D: We have no idea
(answer: D)
True or false:
These are redwoods.
(answer: Sure, why not? Who's gonna go check?)
The mysterious religious compound on Clymer Road is for
A: Worshipers of white columns
B: Abhorers of windows
C: Rosicrucians
(answer: Rosicrucians! They're real!)
You know that pyramid with the eye on it on our dollar bills?
(answer: yes)
This car is:
A: For Winter Larry to tell us the make and model
B: What every avid cyclist's car should look like
C: A very large lawn ornament
D: All of the above
(answer: D)
This is:
A: A rust-plated, award-winning, caged clove of garlic
B: A farm implement
C: Umm...
(answer: C)
These views are:
A: Stolen from old versions of Microsoft Windows desktops
B: The reward after 40 miles of hills
C: Better in person
D: Fake
E: B and C
(answer: E)
The number of road closure signs the Posse encountered was:
A: 1
B: 2
C: 3
D: 4
(answer: 4)
The number of detours and muddy stream crossings was:
A: 0
B: 1
C: 2
D: 3
(answer: A; so much for our reputation)
On the final steep hill, the Posse:
A: Called Tom a bastard, as Tom predicted
B: Gave Tom a big, sloppy kiss
C: Was too out of breath to call Tom anything
(answer: A)
At the end of the ride, Tom said:
A: He'd do this route again someday
B: He'd do this route again on Friday
C: He wasn't sure he'd do this route again
(answer: C)
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