Saturday, October 31, 2009

Europe 2009 Part 3: Turin

24-26 September

The train station in Turin was full of graffiti. We hauled our bags up and down stairs before we finally found a way out that got us to the other side of the tracks. By the time we checked into our room it was nearly two o'clock.

This wouldn't have mattered in London or Paris but it mattered here. Most shops and restaurants close around 1 or 2 p.m. and don't re-open for a few hours. The clerk at the hotel desk, who spoke as much English as Jack speaks Italian (i.e. not a whole lot but he can fake it) told us, in Italinglish, where to find an open cafe nearby.

So we walked around the corner and found one. The menu was on a chalk board out on the sidewalk. It was confusing because it was one of those choose-one-from-each-section menus, but we didn't understand that part. It took two waitresses, in tag-team fashion, to help us through it, Jack speaking what little Italian he knew while I just sort of smiled a lot.

Along with some pasta I'd ordered a plate of spinach. Before cooking it the waitress showed it to me. I thought she was just checking to see if that's what I wanted. What she was really saying was, "I'm going to cook this whole mountain of spinach so I hope you'll still have room to eat it." Which I didn't. Jack did his best to help so as not to make these overly pleasant staff unhappy.

The waitress and barista seemed enchanted with us. They didn't get too many travelers. Along with our food they gave us an Italian lesson. We asked them how to order tap water, and they told us.

I ordered espresso. Now, as you know, I like my coffee strong. The darker the roast, the better. However. "This tastes like the bottom of my French press," I told Jack. I mean, there comes a point where the strength overpowers the flavor, where anything interesting about the bean is shoved aside by the taste of burnt something. Now it makes sense why espresso is doled out by the drop. Anything more would be impossible.

I added half a pack of sugar, which would have been more than enough for an American sized cup. Here, in five or six milliliters of espresso, the sugar turned to syrup. I drank it anyway, vowing to try again some other time.

I took a picture of our lessons learned.


Aside from two workmen drinking espresso at the counter we were the only people in the place. We left them a thank-you note in the best Italian Jack could muster. It helps that he knows Latin. It doesn't help that I know French. I kept trying to Italicize French words. That didn't work very well because the words came out in Spanish, a language I thought I'd forgotten. Or maybe I was just speaking some sort of Latinate gibberish. Despite that I sometimes made myself understood, as long as Jack and I were trading off words.

We were in good company, though. The Torinese were fascinated by English, with some amusing results. First, this gambling shop across the street from the cafe:

Then this store closer to the center of town:

In the pedestrian shopping district I found this:

Original, preppy, undercover marines maybe? If so they're sure recruiting young these days.

The hotel rules posted on the door were another source of amusement.

"1. If a fire principle is characterized, set in action the alarm push button nearly
2. Maintain the calm;
3. To it marks them of the alarm, leave the place;"

and so on. They did get "Don't use elevators" right.

"10. If some person found itself with the dresses sets fire to you, and for no reason she never must run because the air would feed the fire. In these cases try to suffocate flames covering them with one covered or of the dressed:"

Sure. Whatever you say.

The next day we set out to explore. We went to the Palazzo Vecchio, about which I already blogged. I only have so much patience for Medieval and Renaissance art as it is, but by the time we finished with the palace I'd seen quite enough Madonnas, naked angels, and Jesus penises. And don't get me started on the number of dresses that just happen to fall off of one shoulder for some gratuitous boob.

I had as much trouble finding vegetarian food in Turin as I did in Paris; the cooking in Turin is very French-influenced. Jack scoped out some Piedmont wine.

Jack wanted a fancy dinner so we found a place, outdoors in a piazza. I don't even remember what I ate, but Jack had a fabulous time. There was cheese with honey and a risotto made with berries and champagne (yummy). The bread was good, too, which, we found out later, would be an exception until Venice. We watched the moon sink behind a church at the other end of the piazza and then went wandering in search of gelato.

On our second day we wandered into a street market that went on for blocks, turned right, and went on for an even longer stretch. When we saw a dried fruit stand I got greedy and wound up with a kilo of dried everything. Strawberries, cranberries, mango, kiwi, pineapple, peaches, pears, far more Euros than I'd intended to spend. The supply ended up lasting us about six days; we ate it for breakfast and whenever we got the munchies.

Since we were hauling a kilo of fruit around anyway, we decided to find some cheese and bread, and then find somewhere along the hillside to eat it all.

We found a German vendor selling pretzel bread, the real thing.

These pictures don't capture the size of the market.


We crossed the river Po. Hooray, another picture of a river by Perpetualheadwinds. At least it's not the Raritan this time.

Our plan was to climb the hill outside the city for a good view. First we found a bench near the bottom where we could eat lunch. I made a fair dent in the fruit kilo and snarfed down most of the pretzel. I said I wanted to go back and get another one on the way home. Jack figured the market would be closed by now.

Anyway, the view:




As best we could figure, we were looking at a small vineyard:

After we got back to the bottom I took a picture of where we'd been. The building was a museum that we decided wasn't worth going into. I did get to go in to use the bathroom. Looking around I determined we'd made the right choice.

Back on the city side of the Po we sat on the grass in a park and watched rowers go by.

Then we walked back home, through the street market again. Even though it was close to 6 p.m. much of it was still going. The pretzel lady was still there so I got another one. The fruit guy had re-stocked. Some vendors had set out generators to power lights over their stalls.

We dropped our stuff in the hotel and went out again in search of dinner. Passing the market again at nearly 8 p.m. we saw a dozen or so vendors still sticking it out.

Turin hosted the Olympics in 2006. Three years on it was obvious that the city was sliding back into what it had been before the big cleanup. There was graffiti everywhere, not much of it interesting. I like graffiti when it's colorful and creative. There's some really good work along the Northeast Corridor train tracks just outside of North Philadelphia that I gawk at on the way into work. Nothing in Turin comes close to that.

We checked our email twice at internet cafes. It was a good thing we'd checked a second time: our hotel reservation in Florence had been canceled. Shortly after making our reservations a month ago our credit card number was stolen and the card frozen (to Bank of America's credit, they found the fraud before we did). We got new cards within days but the Florence hotel tried to run our old number. Jack spent a dramatic half hour on the phone. The hotel had already given away our room but were kind enough to find us a spot in a hotel around the corner, run by a woman who spoke no English.

We had gelato again after dinner.

The next morning I stuffed the dried fruit into my backpack and boarded the train for Florence. The scenery wasn't as good.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Europe 2009 Part 2: Paris

23-24 September

We arrived in Paris mid-day. The first thing we noticed were the beggars as we stood in line at a cash machine to get Euros. They were all women in baggy dresses. Picture your stereotypical beggarwoman and there you have it. We had no cash to give. That's why we were in line at a cash machine.

After we found our hotel we walked around the city for the rest of the day. We came upon one after another Velib stations: parking spots for Paris' commuter bike system.


The bikes are locked in. For a fee you can release the bike from its lock, get wherever you want to go, and lock it up again at the nearest Velib parking spot. At first I thought, "Well, that's a nice idea, but who's gonna bother?" Turns out a lot of people bother. Velibs were everywhere. We must have seen a hundred people riding them, especially as the working day ended.

We wandered along the Seine for a while.


Jack endured the rare event of my taking a picture with people in it.

More Seine:


We watched barges go by. Many of them had obvious living quarters in the rear, complete with curtains in the windows, houseplants on deck, and sometimes even cars on the roof.

Below is a barge docked at the edge of the river. It's tough to see, but there's even a privacy fence on deck. It's behind the canopy.


We stood on a bridge waiting for more barges to pass so I could get a good picture, but none had a car on top.

We strolled to Ile de la Cite and got some gelato. Then we headed south again, towards the Sorbonne. Somewhere in there we went into the Jardin des Plantes. The Plant Garden. Paris keeps tight reins on its greenery. There's very little of it outside of proscribed gardens.

Here, for instance, near the Sorbonne, is a typical Parisian street view:






Jack liked the way the setting sun hit the gold lettering so I took a picture for him. As best I can make out, the words translate to, "Props to the Big Guys."

We had dinner near Gare de Lyon, where our train would leave tomorrow for Turin. Now this is a train station:

In the hotel room was our first encounter with English translation so bad it was funny. Below is a page from the hotel's handbook in our room.

The third item reads, in French, "Babysitter et lit bebe sur demande." The translator, who apparently knew just enough French and just enough English to be clueless, wrote, "Babysitter and reads baby on inquiry." Um, no. It's "Babysitter and baby bed available." (Lit is the word for "bed" but is also the verb "reads.") But, anyway, here, if you need your baby read, they'll apparently do it. This calls into question one of the items farther down on the list, "Personnel polyglotte," translated as "Polyglot staff." Not "multilingual," mind you. That would be too obvious, and, clearly, wrong.

The next morning we left the baby reader behind and boarded the train for Turin, crossing flat countryside that gave way to a section of the Alps along the French-Italian border. Below are the pictures I took from the train window.

First, early morning:



A caboose! I never see those anymore.

"One of these things is not like the other..."

Now we get Alpy.

The yellow stripe is a reflection from the window sill.





My camera takes a self-portrait:







On the other side of the mountains, in the Piedmont area of Italy, is Torino.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Europe 2009 Part I: London

OK, what day is it now? October 25th? I got home from vacation twenty-two days ago. Everyone's been asking for pictures since then. I'm going to do this in installments. London is first.


19-22 September

If you ever fly into London's Heathrow airport terminal five, grab a cup of coffee and watch the fountain for a while.



I didn't take many pictures in London, probably because I've been there so many times that what seemed foreign at first seems ordinary now. I got the touristy stuff out of the way on the first trip. Nowadays we just walk around and visit a few regular spots. We'll go to some museums; most of them are free. I always visit the Bead Shop in Covent Garden and Omygod in Soho, usually on my first day, when jet lag clouds reason enough that I'll wind up buying more than a clear head would allow.

We've accumulated a fair number of friends in London, so we try to see as many of them as possible. This time we had dinner with friends three nights out of four.

I'm looking at my notes from London. I could bore everyone with the details of what we did each day, but it's more fun to describe trying to do laundry in the hotel room. The humid weather wasn't helping the situation. We had a lot of socks that refused to dry for days until we stuck them onto the hair dryer one sock at a time. The sink was mostly clogged and the shower curtain rod kept falling down, which made the DIY laundry experience all the more interesting. This place was one step above a youth hostel but the price was right.

At the Bead Shop I rang up my usual huge tab on beads I can't get in the States. In the clearance box I found a handful of glass mouse beads so I bought some cheap gold-plated chain and set about at night making necklaces for a handful of the people I work with who, like me, work with mice.

At Omygod, Steven warned me that a lot of Venetian glass is being made in China and shipped back to Venice. I'd keep that in mind; I'd be there in a week or so. I loaded up on gifts for the birthday girls back home and on focal designs I would work around, with Steven's permission, of course. I promised him pictures this time.

We did see a life-size chess game outside of the National Gallery on Trafalgar Square. The board is set up next to Nelson's Column.



The pieces were ceramic on wooden bases. It took two people to move them around.




Here's Catherine and Jay's "puppy," Oscar, the Standard Poodle who turned heads in Aix-en-Provence two years ago. People there weren't used to seeing dogs that don't fit into handbags.



We left London by train from St. Pancras station to Paris Gare du Nord. I've done the Chunnel ride a few times. It's no big deal. The countryside on the English side looks the same as the countryside on the French side except the signs are in a different language. I did notice, though, that one graffiti tag was the same on both sides of the tunnel.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Relative Distance

13 October

Penn’s email spam filter being what it is, it’s not at all surprising when a message with the subject “Distant Relative” sneaks through. With a last name like mine I get a fair number of these. This one seemed unusual because it mentioned my maiden name, but spammers are a clever lot and Penn still sometimes lists me as I used to be called. So into the trash the message went, unread.

Until Jack sent me an email later in the day: Some guy called, claiming to be distantly related to me, who wanted information on me to complete a family tree. Fuck that. I dug the message out of the trash and saw that he was starting an email list of supposed relatives. So I wrote, “Please leave me out of this.”

That wasn’t good enough for this guy. He wrote back, begging for an explanation. Because this is my work address, I told him, and I don’t have time to be on any more email lists.

That wasn’t good enough either. He wanted to meet me and Jack, to stage a family reunion in Philly next year, and he wanted information about me.

Creepy.

I figured I’d just ignore the whole thing. But, as I walked down the hall to finish my DNA prep, I realized that this would be the perfect opportunity for an all-out snark-fest. While I worked I began composing a profile I could blog but never send.

So let’s have at it, shall we?


*****

I am a far-left liberal, atheist, feminist, environmentalist, vegetarian, child-free freak.

I don’t kiss ass. I don’t pull punches.

I don’t do girly. I don’t carry a purse. I don’t wear makeup.

I don’t do Facebook. I don’t do reunions. I don’t do baby showers. I don’t do babies. I’d rather swallow rat poison than inflict my genome on another generation.

I have a PhD but I’m not a PhD. I am a glorified technician. I can kill a mouse with my bare hands.

I believe in marriage equality, LGBT equality, the right to die as one chooses, a living wage, a tax on greenhouse gas producers, and the right to do whatever I want with my uterus.

I am the Conservation Chair for the New Jersey Chapter of the Sierra Club. I helped stop two highways and a Wal-Mart, and because of this many mayors hate me. I am writing a beginner’s guide to land use and open space preservation in New Jersey.

I am a road cyclist. I climb hills because I like the view from the top. I lead rides for the Princeton Free Wheelers. I am a Hill Slug. I suck at mountain biking.

I write a blog for my friends.

I make jewelry too funky to wear.

I commute to work by train. I don’t like driving.

The first nineteen years of my life are not public information.

I have a cat called Cleio, a cat called Burnaby, and a blind spot called Fido. I have a bike called Kermit, a bike called Grover, and a bike called Gonzo. I am called Our Lady of Perpetual Headwinds.

I am weird.

I hang around academics who are smarter than I am, athletes who are stronger than I am, and activists who are more experienced than I am.

I am a coffee snob but not a caffeine addict. I don’t like eggplant. I belong to an organic farm. I don’t like cooking. I like candy and big salads. I only eat the tops of muffins. I like soft pretzels.

I like Surrealist art. I don’t like paintings of naked angels.

I am a pacifist.

I am cynical and sarcastic.

I’m built like a well-padded tank with boobs. I lift weights. I’m too big to be a pixie and too wide to be lanky. So I’m tough instead.

I’m not the nurturing sort. I am impatient with people. I don’t tolerate drama.

I think the worst thing one person can do to another is to break a bond of trust.

I don’t like SUV’s.

I am a dead branch on the family tree. A blackened, fungus-infected, fetid, suppurating branch. Now leave me alone.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Hill Slugs Going "Snap!"

12 October

First a 94-year-old driver lobs Henry into a ditch.

Next Mary has a disagreement with her handlebar bag and breaks herself into several pieces.

Then Lynne's rear wheel gets too friendly with a crack in the asphalt, causing bits of her elbow to secede.

At least y'all waited 'til the end of the season. Heal well so we can ride together again in the spring.